totally blond

Ok, so you wanna laugh? Read on. I usually get up at 445 every morning and am out the door by 600, and my cell phone is my alarm clock. Yesterday I dropped my phone and picked it up adn checked it and it was fine. I never thought a thing in the world about the fact that the light never went off on it. Like even when I went to bed I had to turn it face down because of the light in it. Never thought a thing. So, this morning I wake up and it's still black outside and I think to myself, wow... my alarm hasn't gone off yet. I wonder how much time I have left to sleep. I should look at the time... Nope, because then I won't be able to fall back to sleep. Yeah, but it could be like 2 a.m. and I would be thrilled to be able to sleep longer. So, I decided to look at the time. 5:59 a.m. I am usually out of the hosue by 6 and it was one minute 'til. Needless to say, I bolted out of bed and ran to look at my husband's cell... Yep, same time on his, too. My alarm never went off. So, somehow, I manage to get in the shower, brush my teeth and powder my nose and get dressed. I am just getting ready to walk out the door at 614 with my purse in one hand, keys in the other with my cell, sunglasses on my shirt and hat on my head, when I hear MOM! I look around to notice that I was just about to leave the house, wearing my bra, panties, shirt, vest, and even shoes... but...wait for it... no pants! All of my clothes, except my pants had been upstairs--they had been in the dryer downstairs and I forgot all about them. I wonder how far I would have gotten...